thereasonimpale:

mycroft-queenofcake:

thewierdointhegroup:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

i-am-a-wayward-daughter:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

barrett-the-babe:

charile:

i hope you hit post limit 

I hope your gravestone is in comic sans

I hope you have to use algebra in your career

I hope you lose all your shoes and have to wear crocs

i hope your computer crashes

i hope you step on a lego

i hope they cancel oprah

falldownlikefire:

OH MY GOSH my sisters and I were in Bath and Body Works tonight and Jill ran up to me with this hand soap and whispered in my ear,

“Smell this…it’s eucalyptus spearmint…”

And we burst out laughing in the middle of Bath and Body Works for like, 5 minutes.

Yayus.